Month: January 2014

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Getting older means that the artists in your iTunes library slowly end up dead.

Posted on January 18, 2020
Trader Joe’s Candy Cane Green Tea is too good for this world.

Posted on January 14, 2020
Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Also?

Ghostbusters II is a New Year’s movie.

Posted on December 25, 2019
Heard in the kitchen: “SO MUCH GLITTERRRRRR!”

Me: [lights the nearest curtain on fire]

Posted on December 24, 2019
Christmas in Hollis is the best Christmas song. Fight me.

Posted on December 21, 2019
2020 resolution: never look up a recipe on the internet.

Online recipes are a cesspool of pointless family stories and people begging for you to sign up for their newsletter so they can tell you pointless family stories.

Posted on December 12, 2019

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