4 Simple Rules for Men Not To Be Garbage Humans - k.tierney

Can we make these laws? They’d make good laws.

Barring that, can we just bring back politeness and manners? That’d be cool, too.

Current Status

Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal might be able to put a shirt on while doing a handstand, but I’m eating Doritos, so I win.

Posted on April 6, 2020

Fridge pickles cooking in an ice bath.

Posted on April 5, 2020

[timer alarm goes off]

Me: HEY SIRI, SHUT UP.

[timer alarm stops]

Me: Well, I feel like an asshole now.

Posted on April 4, 2020

A friend of mine is spending his Saturday scouring eBay for face masks and reporting them for price gouging.

Dude’s a hero.

I’m wondering how I could automate such a thing.

Posted on April 4, 2020

Not gonna lie: I’d commit a felony to get some good boneless wings right about now.

Posted on April 4, 2020

Here’s a stupid thing:

At my local Buffalo Wild Wings, I was given the nickname The Scorpion King because I repeatedly came in and ordered their scorpion pepper wings and ate them without issue.

I miss Buffalo Wild Wings.

Posted on April 4, 2020