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Bedtime stories with Eleanor. Fuck the patriarchy.

When Bill Murray eventually dies, I’m probably gonna need a couple days off work.

Posted on October 23, 2020
Chris Cillizza writes like a white male high school journalism student—awful prose, thinks he’s clever, and no one has ever told him he’s an imbecile.

Posted on October 16, 2020
Switched Drafts to a monospace font and enabled the vivid dark theme, dropped the font size to 15 pts, and upped the line height to 1.4 pts. SO MUCH BETTER. Dunno why I didn’t do this sooner.

Posted on October 15, 2020
These SCOTUS hearings are nonsense. The decision has already been made. Might as well skip the partisan screaming matches and confirm her already. If Kavanaugh made it through, this woman should literally waltz to the finish line. 😡🤬

Posted on October 13, 2020
AirPods spatial audio is bonkers. Like really really bonkers. I love it.

Posted on October 12, 2020
When you order pizza from a Van Halen-theme restaurant, you listen to Van Halen. That’s just the rules.

Posted on October 9, 2020

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