April 2017 – jeffmueller.net

SCRAPPY DOO IS NOT CANON

Birthday parties for kids are exhausting.

Horrible pictures of suffering made Trump attack Syria.

Quick, someone show him horrible pictures of suffering caused by the GOP.

Both children have refused to eat meat at dinner and are only acquiescing to eating a corn dog because they’re veggie corn dogs.

Posted on June 19, 2017
Just had to tell my kids to stop eating so much salad so they’ll have room for pizza.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Posted on June 17, 2017
When we’re playing Zelda and encounter a chuchu, the 2-year-old yells, “TOO TOO DELLY!” (Chuchu jelly.) It’s the cutest thing ever.

Posted on June 17, 2017