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Raccoons are now forever known as “trash pandas.”

Both children have refused to eat meat at dinner and are only acquiescing to eating a corn dog because they’re veggie corn dogs.

Posted on June 19, 2017
Just had to tell my kids to stop eating so much salad so they’ll have room for pizza.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Posted on June 17, 2017
When we’re playing Zelda and encounter a chuchu, the 2-year-old yells, “TOO TOO DELLY!” (Chuchu jelly.) It’s the cutest thing ever.

Posted on June 17, 2017