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Raccoons are now forever known as “trash pandas.”

I’m about to spend 9 hours in a train that has free WiFi. Kids are at home. I have no idea what to do.

Posted on June 15, 2019
Tonight our kids are learning that when pizza’s on a bagel you can have pizza anytime.

Posted on June 15, 2019
What is this sorcery?!

Posted on June 14, 2019
It’s such a bummer when someone you follow on Instagram starts hocking some bullshit product that’s completely unrelated to your interests and theirs. It’s. ahem SAD!

Posted on June 12, 2019
That trailer for the new Zelda game. 😍

Posted on June 11, 2019
I’m very happy that my kids love vegetables and that I don’t have to coerce them into making healthy choices. That feels like a win. Almost every dinner we’ve had in the last 2 weeks has been vegetarian, and they’ve loved it.

Posted on June 11, 2019