Kinda adopted a neighborhood cat. Named him Harvey (Dent, aka Two Face–get it?).
Month: June 2017
If you enjoy being yelled at, you might be a candidate for parenthood.
Ask your doctor if parenthood is right for you.
Apple Music still doesn’t have 💩 on Pandora for radio stations. It’s not even close.
We ordered pizza at our new place. Small towns are fucked up.
At a birthday party for grown ups and I’m hanging with the pets because I’m awkward.
Cat has taken over half my desk
Dammit.
From left to right: jalapeño, cayenne, habanero, ghost.
Both children have refused to eat meat at dinner and are only acquiescing to eating a corn dog because they’re veggie corn dogs.
Just had to tell my kids to stop eating so much salad so they’ll have room for pizza.
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