Both children have refused to eat meat at dinner and are only acquiescing to eating a corn dog because they’re veggie corn dogs.

Just had to tell my kids to stop eating so much salad so they’ll have room for pizza.

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When we’re playing Zelda and encounter a chuchu, the 2-year-old yells, “TOO TOO DELLY!” (Chuchu jelly.) It’s the cutest thing ever.

The 5-yr-old:

8:15 pm: “I never go to sleep until the middle of the night!”

8:30 pm:

Ordering BBQ last night:

Waiter: “What would you like?”
The 5-yo: “Ribs! I like to study bones. I’m going to be a scientist.”
Waiter: 😯

The 2-year-old is convinced that the white hairs appearing in my beard mean I’m turning into a ghost. 👻👻👻

Since I haven’t seen anyone say it overtly: Apple better make Siri not suck before HomePod ships. Because right now? Totally sucks.

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EVERY DAY.