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“Please don’t draw pooping cats.”

Yet another thing I never expected to find myself saying.

2020 resolution: never look up a recipe on the internet.

Online recipes are a cesspool of pointless family stories and people begging for you to sign up for their newsletter so they can tell you pointless family stories.

Posted on December 12, 2019
By the time I’m 57, everything I say will be a reference to a pop culture property. 96% of those references will be to the first 8 seasons of the Simpsons.

Posted on December 11, 2019
It’s that kind of evening.

Posted on December 11, 2019
Would watch: Gina Carano as Xena.

Posted on December 8, 2019
Music my kids have played in the HomePod this morning: Shake It Off by Taylor Swift, Karate and Starlight by Babymetal.

Posted on December 7, 2019
If you want a sure fire way to make sure you never get phone calls on your iPhone, enable WiFi calling. Everything goes straight to voicemail. The phone never rings.

Posted on December 6, 2019