Not much makes our kids happier than their grandma reading them a story at bedtime. I can’t even compete.

“Please don’t draw pooping cats.”

Yet another thing I never expected to find myself saying.

Please, Apple, just send notifications to the device I’m currently using. Slack figured this out. You can, too.

Our new neighbor just told me his name and his dog’s name.

Five minutes later, I only remember his dog’s name.