Christmas : Die Hard :: New Year’s Eve : Ghostbusters II
Santa knows what bad deeds the kids do, which means he knows which ones are murderers, and he’s never reported a single one. That seems bad.
I just made perfect over medium eggs. 💅🏻
My brother-in-law went on a bike ride around our town today. It was so cold that the contents of his water bottle froze solid.
Rachel Maddow always looks like she’s explaining the details of a case to a perp in an interrogation room.
Made cinnamon rolls.
Current status: watching Bruce Willis swear a lot.
Let’s see your kids’ cookies for Santa.