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Dude clearing glasses at the airport bar just told a guy, “Chairs aren’t for bags. Just asses.”

😂😂😂

Author JeffPosted on January 31, 2018Format Status

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My kid heard me saying that Republicans are “giant fucking assholes.”

I regret nothing.

Posted on May 3, 2022
This is how I know I’m 40. I’m excited about a goddamned blender. Like, more excited than the first time I bought a car.

Posted on May 3, 2022
Achievement unlocked: bought a Vitamix.

Posted on May 3, 2022
Somewhere out there was a race of aliens as advanced as us and they tried to make contact with other races by sending out signals but they blew themselves to oblivion long ago and their signals passed Earth well before we were capable of intercepting them. They thought they were alone, too.

Posted on April 30, 2022
👻 Happy Half-Halloween 🎃

Posted on April 30, 2022
It’s New Rammstein Album Day! 🤘🤘

Posted on April 29, 2022

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