Both kids have spiked 101+ temps in the last hour. Whee! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

I had a spectacular day with my kids. Given what’s on tap for the rest of this week, I can only assume that the universe is giving me one happy day before something immensely painful.

A really loud thunderstorm just rolled through, so I guess spring is finally here.

My wife just said, “I need to make a spreadsheet!” and dashed from the room.

Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

After my second Midwest winter, I’m starting to understand why people like places with warm climates.

The 5-year-old looked at my phone over my shoulder and started reading my text messages. 🀯

Some parents have a hard time getting their kids to try new foods. I just struggled to get my kids to watch a new movie. But they’re now thoroughly enjoying Kiki’s Delivery Service.

TIL that Bob Destepello from Grosse Pointe Blank is Abraham from The Walking Dead.