@Ronnie “We’ve secretly replaced the San Jose Sharks with a group of JavaScript developers from Twitter. Let’s see if they notice!”

Tarantino Trek. Quentin Tarantino Trek. QT Trek. Cutie Trek.

CUTIE TREK.

I bought 1Blocker X. It runs fine on my iPad. Crashes on launch on my iPhone. Tried rebooting. Nothing. Wheeeeee

Congrats to Las Vegas. I don’t follow sports much, but they’ve done a helluva job as a brand new expansion team. Sweeping LA was pretty impressive.

Call it prejudice, but I don’t trust any technology created, evangelized, or otherwise promoted by Facebook.

If there is a god, and I somehow manage to meet her one day, I will ask her but one question: why wouldn’t my kids ever flush the toilet?