Also, no one told me about how often a six-year-old can and will well-actually you in a single day.

No one prepared me for the sheer number of semantic arguments I would have with my children.

Since The Weather Channel killed the app Storm today, I now have no good app for radar, and all the alternatives look bad. Anyone found a good iOS weather radar app?

It takes longer to re-launch Slack than it does to reboot my computer.

At some point, I became the guy who runs the web inspector on the right side of the screen instead of the bottom. I…I don’t know who I am anymore.

I wish Apple provided a magic “sync all notification settings” button somewhere that would make your Mac and all iOS devices behave the same way.

Sometimes, heavy metal bands try to use Latin in their songs.

My wife is a medieval scholar who knows Latin.

Asking her to translate the awful heavy metal Latin often leads to hilarity.

“They has had bad stuff and it’s bad” was tonight’s gem. 🤣🤣🤣