I usually do contain soy.
I just registered containssoy.com just because.
It’s funny AND tasty.
I feel like they’re stuck in some Soviet gulag and I’m betraying them by not staying in the gulag with them…
- “I Really Hate Twitter” by @mdhughes
I know this feeling. It’s super weird, but I’ve managed to (mostly) ignore it.
Kid: I wanna take a day off and go to the beach!
Me: Ain’t no beach ’round here.
Kid: But we could fly.
Me: That’s expensive.
Kid: I don’t care!
Me: Of course you don’t.