Oldest daughter: “When I grow up, I want to be two things: a dog walker and a super hero.” 🐕🦸‍♀️

If I ran a coffee shop, I'd have a sign that says, "If we ever accidentally play any Natalie Merchant, you all get a free cup of coffee and a personal apology."

I am full of Indian food and ready for death. I’d be happy. That was delicious.

Today I toured a school where our youngest will be spending part of her days this summer, registered our oldest for summer day camp and swim lessons, and emailed all of her friends' parents about an upcoming birthday party. That was a lot of parenting.