Wednesday 29th of May 2019

Carrot Weather’s lightning strike notifications and enhanced radar layers have made me insufferable.

“HEY KIDS! LIGHTNING STRIKE DETECTED 11 MILES TO THE SOUTH!”

Kids: 🙄

Kid: “Why is this man so mad?”
Me: “Well, kiddo. Settle in for a history lesson.”

Every time we play Rage Against the Machine.

Posted on June 21, 2019
The fact that a grifter is making his bid for the 2020 election tonight at, of all places, the Amway Center, is too delicious to comprehend.

Posted on June 18, 2019
I’m about to spend 9 hours in a train that has free WiFi. Kids are at home. I have no idea what to do.

Posted on June 15, 2019
Tonight our kids are learning that when pizza’s on a bagel you can have pizza anytime.

Posted on June 15, 2019
What is this sorcery?!

Posted on June 14, 2019
It’s such a bummer when someone you follow on Instagram starts hocking some bullshit product that’s completely unrelated to your interests and theirs. It’s. ahem SAD!

Posted on June 12, 2019