Wednesday 29th of May 2019

Carrot Weather’s lightning strike notifications and enhanced radar layers have made me insufferable.

“HEY KIDS! LIGHTNING STRIKE DETECTED 11 MILES TO THE SOUTH!”

Kids: 🙄

Current Status

Would watch: Gina Carano as Xena.

Posted on December 8, 2019

Music my kids have played in the HomePod this morning: Shake It Off by Taylor Swift, Karate and Starlight by Babymetal.

Posted on December 7, 2019

If you want a sure fire way to make sure you never get phone calls on your iPhone, enable WiFi calling. Everything goes straight to voicemail. The phone never rings.

Posted on December 6, 2019

Traffic westbound on I-70 outside Kansas City was horrible. Half of a double-wide trailer home blew off the semi carrying it. The entire freeway was shuttered. Luckily, we were headed east.

Posted on December 2, 2019

When I retire, I’m gonna open a museum of internet products. Stuffed toys and coffee mugs and enamel pins made to promote comics and apps, spread memes. It’ll double as a gift shop.

Posted on December 1, 2019

I’m somewhere on the plains in Kansas right now, and nature is providing ample white noise. The wind is incredible (and I say that as someone who’s been outside during a Texas hurricane).

Posted on December 1, 2019