A friend of mine is spending his Saturday scouring eBay for face masks and reporting them for price gouging.
Dude’s a hero.
I’m wondering how I could automate such a thing.
A friend of mine is spending his Saturday scouring eBay for face masks and reporting them for price gouging.
Dude’s a hero.
I’m wondering how I could automate such a thing.
Not gonna lie: I’d commit a felony to get some good boneless wings right about now.
Here’s a stupid thing:
At my local Buffalo Wild Wings, I was given the nickname The Scorpion King because I repeatedly came in and ordered their scorpion pepper wings and ate them without issue.
I miss Buffalo Wild Wings.
A lot of people have been referencing the song Life During Wartime by The Talking Heads with regard to the current crisis. I suspect this has something to do with the idiot in the White House referring to himself as a “wartime president.” Whatever.
That song is not the right song from their oeuvre. The song you’re looking for is Nothing But Flowers.
It was a response to Joni Mitchell’s Big Yellow Taxi, where she famously complained: “they paved paradise, put up a parking lot.” While I don’t care for the overt stance against a return to nature, the song definitely strikes a lot of chords given the current situation.
Once there were parking lots
Now it’s a peaceful oasisThis was a Pizza Hut
Now it’s all covered with daisiesI miss the honky tonks,
Dairy Queens, and 7-ElevensAnd as things fell apart
Nobody paid much attentionI dream of cherry pies,
Candy bars, and chocolate chip cookiesWe used to microwave
Now we just eat nuts and berriesThis was a discount store,
Now it’s turned into a cornfieldDon’t leave me stranded here
I can’t get used to this lifestyle
We’re out of mac and cheese. My youngest loves mac and cheese.
I've been designated our family's errand runner. That means tomorrow I get to go get our groceries that we ordered a week ago. Curbside pickup. I'll bring them home, disinfect them. It's the first grocery run we've done in three weeks.
Three weeks.
We used to go to the grocery store almost daily, not to mention trips to restaurants and coffee shops. I guess we're saving some money!
I can't remember when we last put gas in our car.
Even more troubling is that our car desperately needs an oil change. I don't have the equipment to do it myself, and I don't know how to safely do it at a retail shop, so I feel stuck.
Every day is more challenging than the last. Trying hard not to feel defeated.
10 million people filed for unemployment over the last two weeks and yet the Dow closes today up nearly 500 points. Nothing makes sense.
Rabbit, rabbit.
Our dog has decided that toilet paper is her new favorite snack and NO DOG NO NOT NOW.
The problem lies with the way Zoom’s chat handles links, as it converts Windows networking UNC (Universal Naming Convention) paths into clickable links. If a user clicks on such a link, Windows will leak the user’s Windows login name and password.
Stop using Zoom.