Monday 4th of May 2020

I MANAGED TO TRIM MY DOG’S EYEBROWS. NO ONE WAS INJURED. I AM A GOD.

Author JeffPosted on May 4, 2020Format Status

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My kid heard me saying that Republicans are “giant fucking assholes.”

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