Monday 4th of May 2020

I MANAGED TO TRIM MY DOG’S EYEBROWS. NO ONE WAS INJURED. I AM A GOD.

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My Series 5 refuses to update to watchOS 9, so clearly I should just buy an Ultra.

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At some point I became guy-who-does-every-dish-and-wipes-down-the-stove-and-counters-after-dinner.

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I regret nothing.

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