Friday 30th of October 2020

Me, a parent: My kids will have limited screen time!

COVID: school is now a tablet, teachers play infinite youtube vids lolol

Current Status

My daughters have been playing Taylor Swift all morning, and one thing I can say definitively is that Taylor Swift struggles with the subjunctive tense.

Posted on November 26, 2020

My oldest kid is now learning-to-play-the-recorder years old.

Posted on November 26, 2020

Is there anything better than sleep?

That’s a trick question because no there isn’t anything better sleep is the best don’t argue

Posted on November 25, 2020

I keep forgetting that you can call people from the HomePod and that it makes a pretty good speakerphone.

Posted on November 25, 2020

Okay, I give up. Trying to use provision in a sentence is tough. All I can come up with are contrived sentences like: if you were traveling on foot across the US, what’s the one provision you would have to bring with you?

Posted on November 24, 2020

Maybe if people just keep posting, “Dam breaking?” over and over again, Trump will concede.

Posted on November 23, 2020