Monday 1st of February 2021

The fact that they’re called “stimulus checks” tells you all you need to know about what our government really cares about.

They don’t care about you. They just want you to spend money to prop up the economy, which they care deeply about.

Monday 1st of February 2021

What if, instead of calling them stimulus checks, we called them something more appropriate?

How about “apology checks?”

“Sorry we screwed up the COVID response. Here’s some money.”