Maybe Biden should take a sec to talk about how many spy satellites have been launched by SpaceX, a private company, and how many tax dollars have been spent, because NASA couldn’t get it done.

The White House has absolutely no business unveiling the first color photos from the Webb telescope. Given the way the federal government has stripped funding for NASA and wrecked our ability to explore space, Biden and the rest can piss off.

At some point I became guy-who-does-every-dish-and-wipes-down-the-stove-and-counters-after-dinner.

My kid heard me saying that Republicans are “giant fucking assholes.”

I regret nothing.

This is how I know I’m 40. I’m excited about a goddamned blender. Like, more excited than the first time I bought a car.

Somewhere out there was a race of aliens as advanced as us and they tried to make contact with other races by sending out signals but they blew themselves to oblivion long ago and their signals passed Earth well before we were capable of intercepting them. They thought they were alone, too.