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Getting older means that the artists in your iTunes library slowly end up dead.

Trader Joe’s Candy Cane Green Tea is too good for this world.

Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Also?

Ghostbusters II is a New Year’s movie.

Heard in the kitchen: “SO MUCH GLITTERRRRRR!”

Me: [lights the nearest curtain on fire]

Christmas in Hollis is the best Christmas song. Fight me.

2020 resolution: never look up a recipe on the internet.

Online recipes are a cesspool of pointless family stories and people begging for you to sign up for their newsletter so they can tell you pointless family stories.

By the time I’m 57, everything I say will be a reference to a pop culture property. 96% of those references will be to the first 8 seasons of the Simpsons.

It’s that kind of evening.

Would watch: Gina Carano as Xena.

Music my kids have played in the HomePod this morning: Shake It Off by Taylor Swift, Karate and Starlight by Babymetal.