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I would adopt Snowflake.

2,600 people died from COVID today and everyone’s like, “LOL could be worse!”

This country is sick.

I guess it says something about my age when I pull up a music video on YouTube and it’s preceded by an ad about ulcerative colitis.

Virtual school canceled due to possible ice-related power outages.

Huh.

[checks emergency supplies]

Uh oh.

Noticed over the last month or so that the nerds I follow are starting to talk more about nerd things like computers and programming.

I wonder what happened! /s

LMAO at people watching the impeachment trial expecting a conviction.

You people have learned nothing.

Only one person looks good in aviators and that’s Tom Cruise. No exceptions.

The fact that they’re called “stimulus checks” tells you all you need to know about what our government really cares about.

They don’t care about you. They just want you to spend money to prop up the economy, which they care deeply about.

What if, instead of calling them stimulus checks, we called them something more appropriate?

How about “apology checks?”

“Sorry we screwed up the COVID response. Here’s some money.”

Virtual school tomorrow was just canceled because it snowed today.

I am very torn about this decision.