Getting older means that the artists in your iTunes library slowly end up dead.
Trader Joe’s Candy Cane Green Tea is too good for this world.
Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
Ghostbusters II is a New Year’s movie.
Heard in the kitchen: “SO MUCH GLITTERRRRRR!”
Me: [lights the nearest curtain on fire]
Christmas in Hollis is the best Christmas song. Fight me.
2020 resolution: never look up a recipe on the internet.
Online recipes are a cesspool of pointless family stories and people begging for you to sign up for their newsletter so they can tell you pointless family stories.
By the time I’m 57, everything I say will be a reference to a pop culture property. 96% of those references will be to the first 8 seasons of the Simpsons.
It’s that kind of evening.
Would watch: Gina Carano as Xena.
Music my kids have played in the HomePod this morning: Shake It Off by Taylor Swift, Karate and Starlight by Babymetal.