Both children have refused to eat meat at dinner and are only acquiescing to eating a corn dog because they’re veggie corn dogs.
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Just had to tell my kids to stop eating so much salad so they’ll have room for pizza.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
When we’re playing Zelda and encounter a chuchu, the 2-year-old yells, “TOO TOO DELLY!” (Chuchu jelly.) It’s the cutest thing ever.
The 5-yr-old:
8:15 pm: “I never go to sleep until the middle of the night!”
8:30 pm:
Ordering BBQ last night:
Waiter: “What would you like?”
The 5-yo: “Ribs! I like to study bones. I’m going to be a scientist.”
Waiter: 😯
The 2-year-old is convinced that the white hairs appearing in my beard mean I’m turning into a ghost. 👻👻👻
Since I haven’t seen anyone say it overtly: Apple better make Siri not suck before HomePod ships. Because right now? Totally sucks.
Oops! I accidentally closed the Safari window again. [opens new window, waits for 6 pinned tabs to reload]
EVERY DAY.
Parents with PTSD: Logan is a good movie and will either trigger the hell out of you or help you cope. For me, it’s been both.
I handed our 5-year-old the controller, and she started running around in Zelda like she’s been doing it her whole life.